Ooh a Facial!

So did you notice that By Martha Grace got a little face-lift? (Go ahead, "ooh" and "ahh" and say how darling she looks!) And she’s just a couple months old with only the stress of ten or so posts under her belt. But change is always a good thing. In fact, I found another blogspot user (with the help of my blog-friendly mother) called “Cutest Blog on the Block” and snagged a new background that’s a little more colorful, a little more snazzy, a little more me! Considering it was so easy to change up the background as well, I may change it up multiple times before you even get back to read!

After all, it’s a lot easier (and less damaging) than a real-life face-lift. The closest I’ve come to one of those is a facial, but it may be better to call it a pore-clogger. Though I was with a good friend during my facial and definitely sent into major relax mode, with the facial itself I was not too impressed. At first, it felt soothing to have cooling lotions and minor scrubs spread across my skin; by the third round of this though, without ever wiping my skin clean, I started to wonder how much was accumulating under the surface. When my “facialist” finally cleaned off my face, she turned on a bright light, slapped a cool strip over both my eyelids, and brought out some pokey tool that started pricking around my face. After much consideration, I realized she was in fact seeking out the blemished spots of my face with her tool, digging under the surface with much determination; and I was always told that “popping your pimples” was bad for your skin! Perhaps this facialist knew something that all the other skin experts didn’t? Nope, probably not. After the poking she went back to plastering my face with thick creams and blowing steam right up my nose so that whatever she had smeared could seep in even farther. Then she left me alone for about 15 minutes to “mask.” I started getting irritated because it felt like she had been gone forever; I couldn’t move because my hands and feet were stuck inside heavy plastic warming-mittens, or something like that. Finally, when she returned, my brand new face was revealed. It felt a little smoother to the touch, but those blemished areas she had only irritated into further splotchiness.

So then I received a call from a Mary Kay lady this past week; two times actually but both times I allowed her to leave me a voicemail. She wanted to send me a complimentary pampering package. I’m sure most women would be thrilled at this opportunity, but all I could consider was that the last time I had been pampered, it took me three weeks to get my skin back to normal. Thus, the results weren’t worth the experience, and parts of the experience weren’t particularly comfortable anyway. From now on, I will save my facials/face-lift experiences for the blog.